Fine, thanks. And you?

I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

That’s a lot of fibre. Someone’s going to be shitting like a boss tomorrow.

Turn youtube off and go outside. You need some light that isn’t filtered through your computer screen.

Well, a surgeon’s gotta eat. Have you seen the salads in the cafeteria?

Depends what counts as paid. I donate to wikipedia, Archive.org, lemmy.world and a forum I use daily. My wife has Netflix and Disney Plus. I could use her accounts, but I’m going through a phase of having no interest in streaming.

I have a webhosting account with a service some guy is running out of his garage. I agreed to pay for it, but he hasn’t charged me in fifteen years despite me mentioning it from time to time. Now I’m just enjoying commercial-level webhosting at no cost. No, I won’t tell you who my host is. Sorry. 😜

I have found that most kiwis care more about a person’s personality, manners, and contribution more than skin colour.

Not gonna lie, I judge the shit out of people who block both sides of the supermarket aisle.

affordable food

I think we fail this criterion at every level. 😒

If I throw it against the wall and it doesn’t stick, it’s clean.

Not all. And their search tool lets you look for non-DRM books.

Crows enjoy solving logic puzzles. Some adults I know can’t open child-proof lids.

Lots of textures in every bite.

No. One social media is enough. Lemmy meets all my needs.

I play with Lego and anyone who doesn’t like it can gargle my nuts.

New Zealand here. Yes, public libraries have the many volumes of the legal code in the reference section.

Please, article writer, be a little more passive-aggressive.

I’ve never had Instagram, but I noticed an improvement in my mood after dropping Facebook and Reddit.

Yes, but it’s okay. I have low expectations.

I too would watch paint drying on Scarlett Johansson.

I have a gender-neutral name, so I’d probably stick with the same one.