Or even better: a pet duck

Yep, it’s very easy and cheap to produce alcohol, the only reason it’s expensive now is due to countries adding high excise taxes and the like to alcoholic drinks

Can’t even afford to be an alcoholic to forget about your money problems anymore in this economy

For gods sake, why won’t the devs roll back the simulation to an older save?!

What about India and Pakistan? Or China invading Taiwan?