Or how absolutely batshit this timeline is

Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. I just can’t tell anymore!

Are they just going around trying to one up each other? What a ridiculous thing to say.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/10kthings?search_query=taco

Fuck. Probably true.

That’s the only way we would get a woman president.

This is the kind of thinking that got us here.

I remember him getting really mad about his plane being tracked. Didn’t know it was on Twitter.

From what I’ve read, this is kinda how he ran off the founders of Tesla.