Talk us through it… how have you come to this predicament? What stopped you from eating breakfast? What do you mean stuck? Do you even work there?

Just buy him a deodorant and go: here

A bunch of sensible suggestions actually. Dammit.

cracks the downvote finger knuckles

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Right, I’m just pointing out that it’s a bad meme. I understand what this is about.

??? so he cannot defecate properly? I get the point, but this makes no sense.