Very true. We just happened to be the species that found ourselves in this position

Gender neutral id wager. Just go in one and do your business. If some people are offended who cares

Wind in the willows is the shit! Should read that book again

So somebody in the government definitely has some plastic straw shares they aren’t willing to part with… Smh guys it’s fucking straws. Maybe show a shred of awareness for the future. What happens when the planets absolutely fucked from climate change?? We better hope a meteor takes us out first bois

Root beer nooo! No rootbeer nooo 😭

Order of operations only has one rule: Bedmas (or pemdas if you’re not from north america)

As a wise man once said “we’re fucked fam”