First time I genuinely thought it was The Onion, and I’m shocked it’s not.

Who needs radiators anyway

Women: tits
Men: biblically accurate tits

To begin with, they would need to know the concept of consent to worry about being hated by them.

Aside from the 1 to √2 ratio, the area of A0 paper is exactly 1m². People behind ISO 216 thought of everyting.

At this point media illiteracy is a requirement to be a Republican.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Furry, is in fact, YIFF/Furry, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, YIFF plus Furry…