The amount of money that transited through “prediction markets” (I.e gambling platforms) is baffling.

522 million USD, with 25 million worth of bets placed on today, and that’s just one single prediction on one single site.

I can only imagine the Epstein class is making so much money off of these platforms since they literally control the news, meaning the outcome of each bet.

Only if it comes from the genocide region of France

You obviously need to close the love triangle: go date John.

John and you both have mutual interest in making yourselves “hard to get”. Dating each other would make Jane jealous and only increase her interest in you both.

It would be cruel to force Jane to chose between you too. If you navigate this carefully, she can have you both and you can both have her on top of each other. Everyone can be happy. /s

I’d be more in favor of sending them to their favorite place on earth: Epstein’s island. No supplies, no running water, no help. Just a webcam and maybe a drone once in a while.

💦💦Raw Milk💦💦 👁️👄👁️

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And your mother’s maiden name

Why can’t the witches cast a dispel to undo the new rule?! Are they stupid?

Deport the sofa back to Sweden!

Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner

Sysadmin of a flash drive in some diplomat’s drawer?! I’ll take your money to be your sysadmin then.

Counter point: divide and conquer

Yo you could make it even more beige by adding mayo but be careful, that’s a lot of flavor for you

Amen. Pain can be a great source of pleasure.

I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.

We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.

Well if I’m left with no option but to go to the counter at the post office it’s precisely because I have no idea how to do what I want with online resources.

E.g. post a flat cardboard package containing art that I made myself to a foreign country. The envelope sizes they sell at USPS stores don’t match the rates they post on their website. Often, the clerk can help a little bit with filling the customs form. The website says that you need a license to export art to foreign countries, the clerk doesn’t.

Stop blaming other people, start blaming the system: we need more clerks, better payed and better trained clerks.

For the people saying “5kK+ in the office, 3kK- in the bedroom” what do you use in your kitchen? In your bathroom?

Babar. They eat Babar, the second b is soft, just like Babar’s flesh.

iPhone users: Hold power and either volume up or down button for two seconds It will lock and ask for your pin, regardless if you shut down the phone or not.

Learn how to do it quickly and blindly, with your phone in your pocket.

Skyrim’s NPCs sound and act like they’ve been lobotomised

So they’re going for a Danish accent I see