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He measures from his butthole to his eye stalks, little cheater

Then grows like a tumor

In my mind it’s absolutely making a super cool fighter jet afterburner sound.

Love this.

I totally get this joke but I know there are probably some dumber people that cruise this community so anyone wanna take a stab at explaining it for me them?

“Wake up sheeeple!”

A coworker at happy hour told us he had to be fully anesthetized cuz despite being sedated and numbed his boys were still hyper responsive and would retract up against him every time the doctor started getting close lmao

Nah.

I know folks making 400+ that are specialists in a niche technology but relatively mainstream position.

They also get stock which raises it to near 500k, then standard bennies.

Tech has crazy money and for desired roles.

I’m in an office of 20somethings pushing 150k+ direct salary plus full benefits and whatnot.

I wouldn’t expect to be paid this in a flyover state though.

Senior developers at places like Amazon can easily Make 300+

Depends what field you’re in.

In the gov/defense world 150k+ is a mid career engineer.

Salaries vary by the field and saturation of talent in that field.

The niches still command the riches

I liked it but I also had to stop going “RAGNAR LOTHBROK … IN SPAAAAAAACE”

beep boop

The article is slop and says nothing useful or new.

This site is a treasure trove.

The “you might also like” section is absolutely right about me:

This AI slop article is trash.

Heat seeking missiles are often line of sight weapons, meaning you have to see it first.

Stealth prevents the seeing it.

The one that got shot was because they saw it physically, stealth technology doesn’t protect against “oh look we can see it with our eyes” and never has.

The other side of this coin is that it appears the F-35 actually detected the heat seeking missile and intercepted it with a decoy, which is why it was able to fly home.

The comments on the article are the only thing worth having been posted.

HAHA DAE HATE THE OTHER TECH TRIBE?

No point ever giving Hitler a compliment, even one at someone else’s expense.

Except to point out that Hitler killed himself way better than Trump.

So far.

Same face as a cat disgusted you touched them

Is yours smooth?

I’d love to see that

Oh they weren’t being rude to me.

I had it explained as “15 million Dutch people speak mostly Dutch, but we all speak French / English / German cuz they can’t stop fighting wars here”

The tank would turn into “a tank”