What are you if not national chauvinistic

I’m a public servant who selflessly brings enlightenment to stupid people by dunking on them. For example, the stupid opinion you just expressed in your comment is so incredibly dumb in its foundations that it can only come from a stupid brain, so I’m making fun of you for acting like an idiot online instead of getting your dumb ass off the computer and going outside into the real world.

If I were the kind of person who had an emotional need to believe that anyone who doesn’t agree with me is either MAGA or Blue MAGA, I would at least feel such a deep shame in my idiocy that the full force of the KGB at its height wouldn’t be able to drag it out of me. I hope that kind of ashamedness finds you.

“The last word”

With your propensity for trying to make the same joke you already see posted, maybe you’d be more at home in Youtube comments.

LMAOing at your life right now

Not seeing how that’s related to the price of tea in China

“But what about”

Five vertebrae popped as you reached for that

Good one

I bet it’s so awesome being this dumb

Don’t speak about your mother that way. She handles me with a practiced hand.

Good point. We should have just let the Republicans win instead.

You’d know all about credibility, wouldn’t you?

You can stop following me around and trying to be included now

George Carlin was a dumbshit and his standup is overrated

Reptilians

“But what about–”

There is no greater humiliation than saying this

Didn’t read

And your mom rests my balls on her chin. It’s a beautiful family moment.

No, they know they’re in too deep and it’s ride or die. The most decisive thing they’re going to do in from new on is eventually annihilate their families three days after Trump dies when he doesn’t come back to life.

Just got activated, huh?