Right around 2000 I swore off McDonald’s and Burger King. They were screwing around with their French fries in an attempt to improve profits, and to be blunt, they didn’t taste good anymore. I think they changed the type of oil to something cheaper and it sucked. The last time I went to Burger King was when they had a 99 cent Whopper sale. I didn’t feel that they were worth any more than that. How long ago was that?

His heart exploded from excessive cocaine use

Have you ever tried just not having swap? Maybe don’t have a swap partition and see what results you get. I think there’s even a command that turns your swap completely off, too. Google “swapoff”. Good luck my friend.

I’m just sick of the droves of low effort jokes on reddit. If you don’t have any content to add, then shut the fuck up.