What, not being in highschool? That tends to put them off their feed, I hear. 🤢🙃

Keep your blinds down then, but the rest of us praise the sun!

Death by deep space snu-snu is about as ironic as drowning in a cruise ship’s pool. 😅 At least there’s the chance that one’s sacrifice will spread Democracy© like her thighs wouldn’t.

That smile is timeless. 👀✨🤌🏼

Hunh. I guess Huntsville doesn’t get much poetic irony around them thar parts.

FWIW, tinfoil doesn’t reflect well, and would actually focus what it’s purported (by the deficient/misled/both) to fortify against.

You still think that anything works the way we’re told it does? 🥲

So… 👀🤷🏼‍♂️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY

Stan Lee was a cunt.

…then your family’s (whoever finds you)'s last memory of you is your naked, lifeless body corpse in a cooling pile of your last & involuntary shite with a fucking belt around your neck, never quite knowing which you were more into: shitting yourself or mindfucking strangers w/ your mortal litter.

Find some other way to get your rocks off. one to talk to that can help in measurable, lasting ways.

I’m sorry, are you old enough to be on the internet, kiddo, or are you just high AF?

Hey, man. Ya know? If, like, weed’s a “crime”? Then, hey. Like, woodshop was totally my “gateway drug” fershurr.

Just pass it leftwise, Furd. I mean… It ain’t a mic, man. Damn.

You right, you right, tho. Yup. Facts.

Democracy©

Furthermore, wtf did they GO TO THE URL FROM A TEXT MESSAGE at all?! 🤦🏽‍♂️

FFS, people. There’s “I need help with my computer” and then there’s “Some of us shouldn’t have a smartphone”. 🫶🏼

Ah, molly.

edit: That said, I was figuring this was AI, ^(1,2) but I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t account for the super classy “logic” of stashing menthol smokes in your hooker socks ^(3).😂