Claude yearns for the mines

BRB gonna go buy a 78 K5 blazer. No computer, no problem

But how are we gonna make any money on that? What about all the red tape??

hashtag think of the billionaires

Oh look another dumbass with an internet connection. Truly pioneering stuff.

I love how he paid a consultant a lot of money to adopt the image of a giant fuckboy.

They just want military vets to suffer. Not because a lot of them were kids scooped up by a war machine with the promise of free college, no. It’s because their tenuous grasp of imperialism dictates that any and all actors are blood thirsty Americans eating Iraqi babies and drinking the blood of the afghans.

Dude you don’t understand. They’re just one more sixty hour week from being a millionaire.

Livestock production accounts for 14-18 percent of global greenhouse gas emissions, including 32 percent of methane gas emissions worldwide.

https://woods.stanford.edu/news/meats-environmental-impact

They really drank the kool aid when zuckerfuck said he just wanted to connect people.

That’s because the current iteration of Republicans rely on a perceived system of social hierarchies. There are in groups and out groups. The quiet part out loud is that inequality is the outcome being sought not some unfortunate byproduct of the system they intend to implement.

Yeah I’m not using their app. I don’t want my information and data harvested so they can learn how to better sell useless shit to people.

I left when my last account got banned because I suggested a way for dealing with billionaires may or may not include removing their head from the rest of their body.

Citizens United also has to go.

I only like it when the us government and completely unregulated corporations spy on me. It’s the American way

I’m fine with just euthanizing them the old fashioned way; cancerous growth can only be allowed for so long before the rest of the body fails.

History has shown time and again that if you give the lower classes nothing to live for or buy into a society then violent revolution usually follows.

why are you doing the bare minimum?! you’re so lazy!

bruh I’m doing literally only what the job asked, unless you pay me more, I’m not doing more

I see I won’t be lifting my Texas travel ban anytime soon.

Only if the onion starts turning the frogs gay

I was really disappointed by that one. I’ve loved him since his first special but after taking blood money from the Saudis I just can’t watch anymore of his shit.