I’m not nearly young enough to fuck that guy

I brought him a Camel, but apparently they were a Marlboro family.

I prefer The Guardian’s sedate, kind headline about the meeting: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/18/donald-trump-mohammed-bin-salman

All you really need is some boy skeletons, some girl skeletons, a lot of alcohol and some sexy music

That’s because conservative and liberal are meaningless tags in a plutocracy.

I mean, Poseidon wouldn’t have had his job if his daddy wasn’t a titan.

I was starting to think you were in the wrong community until the end there

“I have a Mint Majesty for… Jarley Murk?”

*13y

I’m still gonna pronounce gif as gif though

The fediverse introduces people to you

I use the blank stare with “what do you mean?” Then I continue to be clueless as they explain whatever shitty viewpoint they’re backing.

Dude. I can’t draw a bicycle while looking at it.

Handle? That’s the propeller.

Cross stitches are all squares, French knots are circles, and back stitches are lines. Looks like they just left out the pink since the circles for the pads have the pink heart in them.

It would be kinda creepy if it was taken before he got shot

Chad Communists are made with mematic

Lots of mentions of The Boss, but not those other cheery Jerseyites. Bon Jovi with “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

Jesus was the original nepo baby

Mell… low… songs doot doot de doot de doo