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My ancestors can get fucked. It’s time to start living for your descendants.

Weird they don’t even need to do much for Mace Wi-AAAAOOMYGOD

Yaoi wowie

I genuinely thought he’d have been caught by now. This is wild.

On our dime.

First, I always like to recognize good image transcription, thank you OP.

I really dislike violence, and would never advocate for it; a just society offers better more evolved means of accountability and remedy.

But the idea that it should feel dangerous to be a billionaire resonates down to my marrow.

In fairness to CEOs, those schoolkids aren’t job creators, so.

I would say they have a reckoning ahead of them either way because I don’t think that the 2nd amendment is actually all that compatible with fascism.

I always interpreted that title as a bit of a joke about the way people mispronounce it.

This answer best fits the brief I think. That is very strange.

I have a very high pressure stream when I urinate. Downside is I really have to worry about splash back at a urinal, upside is I can do little side quests while I’m peeing, spot cleaning the toilet bowl.

Wow, bonus that there is a legitimate reason for this. I just appreciated for once an assignment I could actually nail.

Cheese grater

A Strom Thurmond filibuster

A weevil

One man’s meme is another monster’s inspiration

choo!

Hang on, you guys don’t keep a pair of womens thong underwear just barely hanging out of the pocket of your nice trunks on a first date?

You need to send the subtle signal that you’re basically drowning in vagina.

That’s a fucking hilarious retort, but also, it’s a statement that becomes immediately untrue as soon as it is directed at an individual.