I had a one-night-stand on a cruise once that was fun but almost ruined when he took off his shirt and there was a cross necklace on his chest. Missionary was basically my vampire ass trying not to get burned by the cross.

If I see a bumper sticker that mentions jesus, I definitely assume that car is driven by the least christ-like person imaginable, and give them space.

I will happily share my beans, but I guess it’s weird to just put beans in your neighbor’s bowl without their consent.

Still here, still trying to convince people to leave reddit, but some people won’t even leave twitter or facebook, so what are you gonna do? Lemmy has taught me to be happy with my beans.

I like the way you think but am horrified by your potential skunk-harvesting techniques.

Same same. They walk out the door and I honestly wonder if they will make it home.