Every sentence that starts with that name, leaves me wanting to shower my insides, and with fewer brain cells.

reasonable precaution, if you also believe in spirits impregnating a woman who then birthed the son of god, everthings possible.

buy a house and save the rest except about 150k i would need to hire someone to kill you.

Yeah, as in “elevated amount of rat hair”, meaning that more than the allowed 3 rat hairs per pound.

Simple.

• Irish beer punk + japanese movie soundtracks + 60s hippy pop

EVE Online?

Yes, that is what home made food looks like sometimes.

You’re not in a restaurant, the “cook” isn’t payed, and presentation is not high on the priorities list if you also have to do dishes, wash clothes, and organize life for the family, possibly in addition to a job.

:D

You have just been promoted to Product designer.

alright, one sec, registering BLAM! as skin lotion brand.

Ahh, i loved reading this. like blam on a sunburn. cold water on a hot day.

I think i discovered i have a kink for people shit-talking about tech CEOs.

I don’t know if it’s because i’m not a native speaker, but i consider people who use “male” and especially “female” instead of “men” or “women” very very weird at best.

You can never go wrong with the classic, Turtleneck top, glases (not optional), sneakers, Ulysses.

There is a more modern way though, bring a travel chessboard and do random moves, then look at your phone type somethgin, wait, and then make another random move.

It’s called making a product/service for their customers instead of for the shareholders bank balance.

Oh, I know this one! The question for this answer is: “What is the most stupid way to find inefficiencies that you can think of?” for 200!

It’s a chinese company, where else would they store the data?

fuck Docker.

I was hoping it could have bean a better joke.

Is there some context i am missing?

this is kind of cursed.

Ah, that explains it.

It’s not that I am feeling youg for my age, it’s all the young people feeling old. got it.