Because “a Russian”=gopnik from outside Moscow, right? You do realise Russia has 190 different ethnic groups within their borders? Sure there’s racism, but would you say a black guy feels any safer in certain parts of the US? Or let’s put aside petty US and European racism for a bit and look at racism in Asia. Malaysia? Racism is baked into the constitution. Philippines? Oh god, the ridiculous stereotypes. Japan? Don’t tell me you haven’t heard of racism in Japan. India is Olympic level racism. There was no merit to your original statement, and I find it ridiculous that everything has to be turned into a race issue.

The world has to be in an utter state for people to voice contempt for a person who’s simply walking around.

Have you heard of a thing in Australia called walkabout?

Monks devote their lives to one thing. Many craftsmen devote their lives to one thing. Activists, philosophers, doctors, diplomats, bakers. Devoting your life to a specific thing can be enriching.

Not much difference between the Zionists and the MAGA cult. Many of them probably don’t even know who Ms Rachel is. They’ll just jump at any opportunity to impress their fellow cult members.

I always felt a bit guilty when hearing the double entendre during such an innocent show. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

I’m responsible for print in my company. Printers are spawned from Satan’s sphincter and only want to see humanity suffer.

The moment you decide to “make sure” because you’re uncertain about what you’re allowed to say on the Internet, it’s over. The bad guys didn’t win, you just quit the race and sat down.

Watching people who look like they should be knee-deep in a mortgage and two jobs going out on adventures on bikes hits a bit different.

Thank you, I should’ve taken the time to read the comments properly, but that would require having time. 😅 Will definitely visit this pub when in the UK. (OP delivered… What kind of strange alternate universe am I in?)

And you neglect to mention which pub… Is it so you can have it all to yourself?

Tumblr user scottbaiowulf wrote this phrase as a parody of over-sexualization of female characters in literature.

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

Oh, Manila is so noisy that there’s no need to scream. The meat’s surroundings will scream the meat into submission for me.

Filipino barbeque pork (recipe from Panlasang Pinoy):

Ingredients

▢4 lbs. pork shoulder sliced into thin pieces

Marinade ingredients

▢¾ cup soy sauce ▢½ cup juice extracted from calamansi or lemon ▢¾ cup banana ketchup ▢4 tablespoons dark brown sugar ▢2 tablespoons garlic powder ▢1 teaspoon ground black pepper ▢2 teaspoons salt ▢1 ½ cups lemon or lime soda (7up/Sprite)

Instructions

• Arrange the pork slices in a large bowl.
• Add all the marinade ingredients. Mix well. Cover the bowl and marinate for at least 3 hours. Note: I strongly suggest marinating overnight for best results.
• Fasten the marinated pork together using bamboo skewers.
• Heat-up the grill. Start to grill your Filipino Style pork BBQ for 3 to 5 minutes per side until the meat is thoroughly cooked. Make sure to always baste the BBQ when flipping it over. Note: the basting sauce ingredients are the same as the marinade ingredients minus the lemon soda.
• Serve with spicy vinegar.

I feel cheated. This is obviously not a shitpost.

Congratulations, you made fun of a dead three year old today, you really accomplished something. What’s tomorrow’s target?

Reminds me of when I was having a chat with the owner of a company I worked at in London. We had just made ourselves a cup of tea, he got himself a digestive to go with it. He dipped the digestive in his tea, and mid-sentence only half of the biscuit came back up. Stunned silence. The look of utter misery and disappointment on his face stays with me to this day - this was the last thing he needed just then. I suggested it could be fixed by adding the rest of the packet of biscuits and enjoy it as a biscuit porridge - he wasn’t entirely convinced. 😄

Most hilarious part of this meme is the people losing their minds in the comments. “Jesus wasn’t white, he was black! But he didn’t exist, stop with the religious nonsense!”

An attack on Poland would immediately invoke NATO Article 5, drawing in the combined forces of continental Europe, the UK, the US and Turkey. The world wouldn’t need to worry about it going nuclear, conventional forces would have the Russians back over the Belarusian border by lunchtime.

The world needs more silliness like this. :)