Sadly, my guess is it’s an Amazon driver

The banks still use COBOL, let’s have grok rewrite their software too

VSauce might have something to say about that lol

Which 20 states? Get it together, CNBC

Have you checked your shell for ghosts? That’s an odd one

I could fix her

Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on

Looks like the man’s living the libertarian dream to be honest.

I bet he paid for a private road to his house too

Edit: Skill issue not having private fire services on speed dial already, unless he was counting on the gubment to save him from fires‽