kDE Neon project might work ymmv.

MMB is for quick-copy-paste and close-tab !!!

As in Bounty toilet paper?

A bidet would be better.

Retire to some island in the middle of nowhere and build myself an evil villain lair. Once money runs out threaten for 1 Beeeellion dollars. If 300 billion usd isn’t spent then donate the rest to some child cancer hospital or something anonymously post-mortem.

Any other choice would be suboptimal.

No one should force any operating system on you. It is your personal choice and space.

Linux nerds might argue that their Vim/Emacs/Nano workflow is the bestest/fastest/etcetc but none of them will truly wish you to switch without your willingness in the process.

Corporations like Microshit and Duh’Apple do exploit their users and customers.

Consider Louis rossmann and others why Apple suxs.