I used to try to count my breaths and breathe as slow as I could, but I found that my mind would wander and not in a good way.

Lately, what works for me is actually counting my pulse because it’s rapid enough that I can’t think about anything else. And at the same time, I try to get it as low as I can, which can have the benefit of putting you to sleep

It was no accident. Someone was at fault, probably the traffic engineer

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“history” if you’re a psychopath

Ah an even smarter tv than a tv

The last 0.01 percent comes in at the same speed as the rest of it

What’s the media going to do when we stop reading this stuff because we’re sick of hearing about it for the last decade?