Counter-point: not everyone is cut out for a four-year degree*. Some people are better suited for trade schools. My wife worked at a university and saw a number of students that were attending just because family wanted them to, but their heart wasn’t in it. Often they’d drop out with student debt and no degree to show for it.

*or at least when they’re young

Just wait until you see cars from “brands” like Tisosh, Frauej, and ZXCVBNM

I was technically born with two, but it was due to clefting. It caused me to have pretty nasally speech, so they’ve since been surgically combined. Now it kind of looks like a wreath