lemmy689

Twelve Days of Christmas performed by Bob and Doug McKenzie

Being an Eloi wouldn’t be so bad, “a banal life of ease”. The nights are a little rough, but it’s like that everywhere.

Take a Bic lighter back about 50000 years, I’d be a god. Either that or they’d kill me.

I"ve been using Fennec as my default.

You should only piss on the lawn when it’s raining, helps dilute the nitrogen so you don’t get those pee burns that turn the grass brown.