The average woman is born with about 2 million eggs but the average American woman only has 1.66 children. The average American woman should be charged with 1,999,999,998.44 counts of murder. CMV.

Edit: I stand by the number I typed.

He was elected once and I hate to say it but there’s still a chance he’ll be elected again. He isn’t legitimate in the sense that he has no sense of decorum or history or human decency but he could be elected.