Again a fantastic read!

I simply can not imagine what one has to feel or think to come to the conclusion, that crushing ones plane into an enemy would be a good Idea.

Oh mighty european sea-bass, please tell me how to proceed in my life. I am facing burdens greater than imagination, which cast shadows longer than those from mountains and whose weight is too much to bear even for the strongest being.

Wow, this was quite a read. Thanks! :)

I like how the snail has a hat. What does he need it for? When it rains he can simply hide in his snail-house.

Are his knees even real? How can they support such a buff upper body? I am afraid that they will break at every moment. Or maybe the skinny jeans are supporting them.

I was quite satisfied with mine. Basically it was just a rotating plate with coolpacks underneath and four pits. Held the food fresh until morning, which was enough for me.

Nicht schlimm Beissi, dafür hast du morgen früh auf der Toilette einen Regenbogen.

It looks like he is trying to start CPR with that dude. Maybe his defense was too effective?

Wärmt von innen

Mine was similar. An automatic feeder did wonders for my sleep :D

I am not sure trump could perform comex tasks like playing an instrument. Or maybe just give him a triangle.

So both do the same thing?

Los Gerinnsel, setz Embolie ein!

Hey, they are copying the plot from Homeland.

Respekt an deine Lippe

Einfach einen stressigen Tag wünschen! Tippt an Stirn

Prinzipiell finde ich Spinnen okay. Aber nicht, wenn sie mir unerwartet in die Hand fallen, dann reagiert das Echsenhirn.

Tut mir leid Spinni. Gab kein Klingelschild, sonst hätte ich Rücksicht genommen.

May I suggest Igorrr “Spaghetti Forever” At first glance it’s sweet and calm but then it becomes pure insanity.

Cbat is evil