Poison is sinister. How about microdosing reality?

It’s still funny, but parent licenses are step one of eugenics, and licenses protect fish populations, environment, parks, lots of good. If anyone’s really agreeing with the subtext, learn more about the dangers of both.

I don’t disagree that red states cutting education funding is intended to do just that, but I think this trend is a reflection of the 2020 lockdowns stunting a year of development and kids getting hooked on social media in general since it’s all across the world. Scary stats regardless, though.

Anecdotal hope: All of my friends with kids read to them nightly, even when both parents are working. My three year old nephew’s obsessed with books.

Cliffhanger right after take off. I love that movie, but I’ve never seen a movie split that didn’t make both worse for it.

Cop, Heffer, Sniffers

It might be, they just might not have 100k to spare for a vase.

What kind of fuckhead puts cheating below any kind of child abuse least of all that one.

Oooooh who lives in tepid water floating in dirty sinks?