man, I got totally zonted in the zonte last time I was down there

yeah, you know, I’m really doing OK with just the one kidney. seriously. thanks for asking

Oh, that finally explains it after all these years, BBC stands for Big Blocker (Coins)

Even that would be superior to whatever it is you’re bringing… after all, I can’t be confident you’re even fully capable of bowel control, due to the vast amounts of contraband narcotics all coiners habitually consume!

Donald Trump is one of the biggest coiners around, and he shit his pants on live TV the other day! And that’s not the first time that’s happened! You really expect me to believe some random fucko from lemmy.world is any better off? Especially if they’re this deep in the bitcoin hog trough???

I have the class-leading integrated logic of this fabulous Apple M1 SoC, what do you have? Your mother’s Samsung smart fridge?

Counterpoint: No it doesn’t.

Yeah, the limited transaction rate is just the most obvious factor that indicates it’s a proof-of-concept that got way out of hand.

hmm, was groverhaus actually just an instance of convergent evolution among posters

Diet Coke, WITH ayahuasca, and the can has an integrated Bluetooth dongle that mints an NFT to log your vision quest on the blockchain…

OK, the Coke guys didn’t go for it, let me call Shasta