Only poor people ride bikes that’s why

Ali G to da rescue

I hadn’t had any games like this for a while until stalker 2. at the end I just wanted to be able to chill in the zone, hunt mutants and find artifacts but nah game over.

My uncle was locked up there for a little while

I’ll go eat taquitos at the QT and have diarrhea in your honor

Skips scramble

I like how gta v did the like hunched over sleuth walk instead of crouching because agreed, I wouldn’t make it ten feet with out groaning or falling over

I have an expensive bottle of champagne I’m going to pop when I read that headline

Closer to the left

It’s been Friday since Tuesday in my brain

I don’t care what time of day it is, this is horrific

Gottttem

MCGEE, IN MY OFFICE NOW

Man that article can fuck off, there are tons of dogs in shelters that need homes instead of buying a dog from a shit bag breeder

Gotta support his booty when you hold him

Napping

The nongshim premium black is great. they have a bone broth version that’s even better

I don’t wipe the keypad off but I do pull on the card slot just in case there’s a card reader, especially in bigger or new cities.

Oof