Just in case anyone else needs more convincing.

Hear me out: Cats.

What is your uncle’s name?

I get a few of these every week. I used to just report and block, but lately I’ve been sending them messages that the delivery is important and that I’ll pay to have it expedited if they request money from me at <insert link to shock websites like meatspin or goatse>.

Their messages are probably automated without anyone monitoring it, and I haven’t gotten a response yet, but I’d like to think that a few of them have been tricked into staring at a photo of some dude’s giant asshole.