If we’re limiting to mass-produced: I can inhale a near infinite amount of Andes mints.

If not: French Broad Chocolate in Asheville NC makes a chocolate creme brulee that… nnnngggh

In all seriousness I would watch the shit out of this.

Makes me think of

I could see the Golgafrinchan telephone sanitizer situation coming to pass.

Summon She-Bears https://youtu.be/C2jmT35fygc

I’m not sure why I thought this, but I thought Carole King died in the late 80s. Nope, she’s still kickin’.