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He’s like one of those old toys you’d pull the string on to make them say something but the disk inside it got broken so it just says the same thing over and over every time you pull the string.

“Hello, yes, my question is for the hat….”

I’ve never wondered if someones shoes were holding them hostage before but there’s a first time for everything, I guess. 🧐

I don’t think being underwater increases your odds of finding love on lemmy.

This earns a golf clap. Well done.

You know, I wonder at times if I’m just a Luddite missing the boat. I mean… I’m not perfect, bound to happen at some point. But then I see comments like this and I no longer feel like I’m the only one just staring at my computer screaming “BUT WHY???” So, thanks I guess.

Every time, from now until the end of time, that someone tells me the Democratic leadership is “just as bad” I’m going to remind them who tear gassed a bunch of elementary school students.