… has beans.

Interspersed with brief moments of content. ^moments of content may not be exactly as advertised, terms and conditions apply.^

Make sure you have a few kids to feed into the machine on the way up!

Ding Ding Ding! This right here. Unfortunately, they say one thing one day, and the opposite the other, and know their followers will latch onto the answer they want to believe/be true. It is exactly how religions work too.