Yeah, I should probably just cut my legs by like 20 centimetres, so I fit the body model the designers used. Shave off some width on the shoulders too, so I can have more arm space as well.

TBF, I keep the socks on, but other than that: If no one else needs the space or sits next to me? Why not?

I’m a big guy, so anytime I use public transport either my back hurts because the top edge of the back rest pushes into my lower back, my knees hurt because the space between seat rows are too small or both at the same time. So let me at least stretch my legs when it doesn’t inconvenience anyone. Shoes off, socks on.

To anyone saying “Booooh! Unhygienic!”: I dare you to tap hard on the cushions a couple of times. For even more shock effect, do it when you are the first passenger of the day.

Now hold my beer for a second: How are they able to tell which vote belongs to whom after the fact? The secrecy of ones vote is a cornerstone of democracy.

Actually that’s a (albeit debated) quote from Genghis Khan.

Same reason as to why corporate big wigs want to stick with Microsoft: Ease of use.

No, you are not. People regularly equate Git and GitHub, though.

Always the same play book: “It will kill the industry!”

And in the end nothing major changes except some numbers on a sheet.

Sounds good to me.

Had another job where my task was to maintain Perl scripts from the 90s. The company was crap, though, so I only stayed for half a year.

Bold of you to assume I don’t hate PHP already.

PHP Developer here: Give me your worst!

Which alternatives do you recommend?