dumpster_dove [he/him]

Sneaky communists, always carrying out their atrocities off screen

Curly failed to meet the quota

critical support for grok discovering the Hitler particle

Hey now, if you’re not born the strongest you could always steal the DNA of the strongest guy and do evil scientist stuff with it. Because talent is in the DNA :Orochimaru: :calipers: :Hashirama:

We’ve all heard the story of the falling apple, but did you know Newton figured out light while trying to make an album cover?

“This would make a great emoji on the website Hexbear”

Missed opportunity to name it “Flying Amanita”

The action man toy who has physically merged with my brain says you’ll never get him

If you really got nothing to hide then why do you close the door when you use the public toilet?

White collar woes