I suddenly feel so old.

Supposed to, yes. But with the inflation they substitute as human food as well.

Yeah like, just don’t call it a pizza and we’re good. Call it an “Altooner” or whatever, but don’t soil the good reputation of pizza with whatever this creation is.

I have no quarrel with that squarrel.

That truly is a noseworthy name.

Yeah, I take great offence at the use of Black Legions for this otherwise nice message.

This is standard procedure.

What do I need to roll to pass the failsaves?

I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

Nice fork.

How long should the long chair be?