Hell would be an upgrade! Where do I get my blood monies plz?

Just need 2.78TB more for optimal storage utilization.

Some people are into knife or surgical play. I can’t say I get it either, but not one to kink shame.

Is calling the cops part of their kink? I get the cutting, bondage, body writing, and humiliation aspects of it, but no need to get the cops involved.

Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.

And if I remember correctly, burnout is considered a valid use of sick leave.

I usually hop up on their hood and walk across it, or give their trunk a loud smack as I walk past idiots like this.