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diabetic_porcupine
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Cake day: December 16th, 2025
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1·2 days agoWe’ll be right back with more Mr Kloknar’s Neighberhood on inter dimensional cable
Those are some big balls
5·2 days agoYoooo I was JUST thinking about how this happened to me when I was a kid. The ballon landed at the end of my street and he stayed handing out business cards to all the parents who went outside to see what was going on.
He totally meant to do that.
Sorry we killed you. Here’s $6,000!
If you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??
🫚oops sorry that’s my ginger root. It must have fallen out of my ass while I was figging.
I cut off his head!
Hey we said you get 30 minutes we never said consecutive… I bet you have like a bank of stored minutes and they continue expiring while you’re not listening. So legally you get the full 30 minutes…. Just not when you expected to.
