A vampire walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he’d like some blood. “Just hot water, please,” the vampire responds. The bartender raise an eyebrow, but goes to get the hot water. When he places the mug in front of the vampire, he says, “I thought you were a vampire. Why order hot water?” The vampire pulls a tampon out of his bag and says, “I’m having tea.”

You’re welcome.

But if you are wealthy you can take your kid to a doctor in Canada or something to get vaccinated…

None. The wealthy can just take a trip to another country if it comes to that.

With the years:

I need more of this, please.