More like the SA (Sturmabteilung) AKA Brownshirts.

I believe that the plaintiff must self represent, but the defendant has the option of legal representation. I’m not a lawyer though and it’s been a long time since I had a small claims case, so I might be wrong.

Hitler was a maniac and a despicable person, but I seem to remember reading that he was vegetarian and at least liked dogs. Maybe he was an animal rights activist, provided that you didn’t consider humans animals.