O kind missionary, O compassionate missionary, leave China! Come home and convert these Christians.
-Mark Twain (The United States of Lyncherdom, 1901)
Seer of the tapes! Knower of the episodes!
O kind missionary, O compassionate missionary, leave China! Come home and convert these Christians.
-Mark Twain (The United States of Lyncherdom, 1901)


All flags are an expression of opinion. Even the pride flag has different versions that include or exclude different sub-cultures and allies.


This is a case where it’s the government that’s wearing the proverbial cross necklace, not another employee.


Neither are a governmental function. I think that’s the operative comparison to be made here.


We are not an opinion, but I don’t think that’s really a fair summary of my position anyway.


I kind of have to take the plaintiff’s side. The government shouldn’t be flying pride flags any more than they should be installing Nativity scenes. This isn’t about agreeing or disagreeing with the opinion being expressed, but about whether the government should be expressing an opinion at all.
And really all he asked for was to work remotely for the month the flags were up, not to have them removed. I think that actually might fall within the “reasonable accommodation” laws he’s invoking here.


PSA: There’s a special screening of Star Trek IV in San Francisco on June 13 to honor the 40th anniversary. Nick Meyer (writer/producer on IV) will be there. I’m sure he will be pleased to explain how a wizard did it.


What are you suggesting should have been done here?


I contend that it is not actually missing, it’s just not visible from that perspective. When I recreate the shot in Google Earth only the extreme north tip of New Zealand is actually visible:

“Pissing in the soup” doesn’t really work here unless you’re adulterating the software with something malicious.


Assuming a ~20% shift towards pro-choice opinions I would expect more pro-choice laws, not an orgy of casual abortions.


Polling suggests that around 70% of women and 50% of men support abortion, though. If those stats simply reversed then nothing really changes.
Did what? Did what??


To be fair, there are important differences between open source and closed source software.
I once blew a coworker’s mind with Alt-Tab.


Are the mashed potatoes buttered, or plain?
I started using a white noise machine and fans on high when I lived down the block from a hospital emergency room. It sounded like a jet engine in my bedroom, but my brain learned to interpret the white noise as profound silence. I moved away from the hospital zone but still use the white noise to sleep.


Everyone knows that foods are extended along the axis with a circular cross section.
i.e., burgers stack higher, hot dogs grow longer.
-Equivocations 4:20