They went from “AI will be your slave robot doing menial work” to “AI will take ALL the jobs, so you’ll have to do whatever it can’t (yet)” within like 3 years. That’s shorter than a typical 4-year college degree. That means kids who went to get degrees are now neck-deep in debt with bleek outlook on their careers. And these speakers want applause? Booing is actually the best outcome.

“AI boom”? More like AI bubble go “boom!”

In addition, the motion also targets the contributory copyright infringement allegations, which center on scripts and tools NVIDIA allegedly distributed so corporate customers could automatically download ‘The Pile,’ the dataset that contains Books3.

Generally, companies that have AI integrated to this extent have no engineers remaining who could have made such things impossible.

It starts with automating backups that nobody verifies for years, then continues to off-shoring all development to the cheapest contractors that nobody actively manages, handing over all “keys to the kingdom” to cloud providers, culminating with elimination of 80% of infrastructure and engineering staff in a mad dash to cut costs at any cost. At that point giving AI agents full access is just icing on the cake.

You might, but you didn’t have to.

Gen Z doesn’t need to sabotage AI. AI is already doing a fine job sabotaging itself.

Don’t give them any ideas!

Here’s the thing. Every LLM “answer” is a hallucination, just some happen to be closer to reality than others.

Jem’Hadar bug ships are so sleek.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-oF8jfldpE0w%2FVTIMAiwxWSI%2FAAAAAAAACqM%2Ftc3NbAoOZTM%2Fs1600%2FJemFighter.jpg&f=1&ipt=a69e81dfbf107444a82a049c49038c1967576ac16d3234bea39bef7412c3761d

“People are hoarding old children for longer instead of getting new ones” - CNBC, probably.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/how-device-hoarding-by-americans-is-costing-economy.html

“I think Android 17 is moving from an operating system to an intelligent system”

Is he learning nothing from Microslop’s bullshit? Who exactly is asking for this shit?

The real Spiderman will shoot webs by sneezing.

“Hey everyone, I’m kicking off the array rebuild. See you all in a month.”

Welp, democracy was sure nice while it lasted. Good run, folks.

Give the AI restraints, like “Don’t tell me to kill myself as part of this stir-fry recipe.”

Ouch

One hundred billion dollars worth of GPUs (and all the RAM they can hoard) hard at work, ladies and gentlemen. Of course Slopya Nadella needs more data centers.

Remember, folks, HR is there too protect the company, not you.

Same. I had to disclose every single investment and bank account, payment apps, and loan for myself, my wife, and any dependents like children or aging parents. All to avoid even a possibility of something looking like a conflict of interest. In the meantime the fucking president of the country can hawk meme coins, and pardon actual convicted fraudsters. I asked about that on one of those zoom calls, but was ignored for some reason.

Work makes you use your own computer?

Wonder how climate change deniers will spin that one.