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Why is it a transparent image, it’s hard to see specially in dark mode.

Science. If we weren’t stupid we would already know everything and wouldn’t have to study it.

edit: that was a joke, sorry if I didn’t make it clear.

Now the formatting is fixed

• Food item: Nix Flakes (rare)

  • +10 health per flake

  • + Contains a large amount of packages when combined with Nixpkgs (uncommon)

  • + Reproducible: farm it yourself!

  • - Each flake takes between 5 seconds and 2 hours to compile and take effect

  • - Requires good internet connection

  • - Significantly slows down NixOS dotfile spells.

• Weapon: Neovim Lua Gun (uncommon)

  • +144 damage

  • + Rewrite config files

  • - Can only activate weapon once. Afterwards, you’re stuck using it forever.

  • - Requires XP level 1337 to be used efficiently

• Weapon: NixOS USB (uncommon)

  • + Makes computer unusable for any sane person

  • + Reproducible: install any system you want and then replace it with another one for fun

  • - Most people in Linuxia are not sane so this weapon is rarely effective

• Spell: NixOS dotfiles (rare)

  • rm -rf ./.git: self-destruct: deals +infinity damage to the user, +169 damage to nearby enemies.

  • cat flake.nix: Ejects what is effectively a zip bomb. Cannot be used twice against the same enemy. Deals +196 damage to nearby enemies.

  • nixos-rebuild ...: Refreshes stamina, +5 health to the user. If used incorrectly, will cause a random negative effect, but never fatal. Requires waiting for 15 seconds, unless Nix Flakes were recently used, then it requires at least 2 hours of waiting.

• Armor: SDDM (common)

  • +40 charisma

  • +20 defense

  • +10 health

  • - Buggy sometimes

• Accessory: Waybar Crown (uncommon)

  • +120 charisma

  • +5 health

  • + People will ask you for your dotfiles

Edit: fixed formatting

Edit 2: slightly cooler names and abilities

“Blue waffle” on UrbanDictionary for anyone wanting a description. I’m glad I didn’t google it.

roblox (i miss it only a bit)