Billegh

Man, job perks have really changed since I last looked for a job…

After they worked so hard breaking their arm to pat themselves on the back for finally making “Update and shut down” work right.

It’s an intermediate step to the lizard person face that they’re really looking for. 🦎

And if you must touch the gun, please consider: instead maybe don’t

Mister Bones says “not yet.”

Nope, mixed it in for scrambled eggs. The small egg was about quail egg sized.

We once had a larger than normal egg from a local source. When we opened it, it was a normal single yolk egg with a tiny otherwise fully formed shelled egg inside it. The tiny egg had a tiny single yolk.

They do. When enabled, they don’t use it to serve you ads based on those things.

They still collect and sell it. They just don’t show you ads based on it.

What’s your view on bedazzling? Vajazzling?

That’s why I always bring a puppy to kidnappings: to distract babies.

Yes, kinda. But that’s what chargers are for. ☺️

Wipe?! Great heavens!

That’s his entertainment for later. 🤢

It’s super effective!

Juerto Jrico

Facts

So, Autism: The Game. I live this reality.

You misspelled “Gays”

Would like to say that the same amount of it goes through your liver. The issue is that your body absorbs it faster through the mucous membranes than through your stomach and small intestines. So you get the drunk feeling faster, and possibly more drunk because of the rate of processing it.

Well, you were going to be waiting a while for it to stop rolling anyway. This might actually be faster.