If you’re in the DC area, the half-smoke at Ben’s Chili Bowl with mustard, chili, cheese, and onions.

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runs away

You need at least two more before magic happens.

I have a cat that isn’t into sitting on laps, but also doesn’t realize he has claws. My MIL snuggles him when she visits no matter how much he wiggles and squirms - he’s never scratched any of us in the 7 years we’ve had him so far. Don’t worry, she only holds him for 5-10 seconds and then lets him scurry away.

They are liberating you from purchasing anything at all, so they can buy it all up for cheap when the economy inevitably crashes.

French Polynesia. Genuinely the kindest and most down to earth people on the planet. My husband and I had the most amazing and hospitable experience there staying in a detached room (treehouse style) with a local family. The locals are so friendly - we were given food, helped with getting a rental car (they even gave us a ride there and spoke with the guy behind the counter), told of all the best places to explore, taken to the farmer’s market, and so much more. We were treated like visiting relatives.

No idea if it’s still the same nowadays, but I also bought a used car in 2013 at 0% interest. It certainly was possible then.

Indeed smells like collusion.

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Lots of beans

Bets on the Melon dipshit

I’m not a fan of fizzy water either. Plain or flavored.

Sometimes a small cold Gatorade does the trick for me.

I call that we delete Doge and launch Melon into space in one of his electric death traps.

He and his ilk are weird losers no matter how the cake is sliced.

I never left

We’re apparently trying to speedrun European history into 4 years or less, but in reverse, and ending in the dark ages.

Pineapples are acidic and eat tissue.

Mussolini treatment it is!

Italian students have made that message already.

I love seeing your comments. They always make me smile.

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