I once wrote in the sex Ed annonymous question box how snakes have sex and the teacher got pissed and threw it away like it was a prank.

I really wanted to know :(

Now I do! Kinda! I know it looks cooler than mamals mating at least

Wow that whole ‘we don’t have a child starvation problem, we have a child obesity problem’ as evidence it doesn’t exist… that’s just evil genius levels for political soundbites.

Evil because they are two side of the same coin! And genius deflection because one has physical evidence we all see everyday. Americans are fat and the media publishes articles of how our kids are fat, not how they are hungry. And if you may see that hungry kid you won’t know they are hungry if you don’t know them.

Frankly his first reply “get a job” is his real truth though.

Space Command, the lawmakers stated, […] The move “sets our space defense apparatus back years, wastes billions of taxpayer dollars, and hands the advantage to the converging threats of China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea,” the delegation wrote.

Ahhh. There’s the truth.

The kid was shot in the back You know, cause he was running away and all.

It is wild to me that someone hears their doorbell and their instinct is to grab their gun. I cannot imagine losing your child this way. I know school and mass shootings are awful and kill many more children. The difference is the intent; on some level Americans are aware existing means we could be the victim of gun violence. We do not expect idiots to shoot at us with no intent to go on a killing spree and especially not at our children outside of schools.

I almost don’t blame parents for not wanting to let their kids play outside anymore

I know it’s not cool to comment this but the relay style cracks me up imagining it thank you

Mother fuckers won’t give a shit about women’s sports unless it’s to police who participates

I thought these immigrants were supposed to be rapists and criminals. Why are they targeting the ones helping their community???

Is it possible that there just aren’t enough “dangerous” immigtants?

For fuck sakes make your typeface easily legible from a distance for your protest.

…you’re not wrong but you’re also comparing an insect to a human woman who has the cognition to experience all the discomfort and the high mortality rates even in first world countries.

I’m sorry gotta go on a tangent rant I was recently talking to a friend about pregnancy and it is fucking mind boggling. Organs shift, skeleton changes, and then all the crazy chemical stuff going on too.

The fact that millions of women want this and many experience it more than once is just mind boggling to me.

Eta: sorry my tangent was inspired by “childbirth is fun” but only showing the pelvis.

Oops read that as magats

Does he lick his paws after? Regardless that’s adorable!

Hey it is actually pretty cool you’re planning to eat before drinking. I hope you also have plans for after but good to not start on empty stomachs!

I mean… that’s how if feels to go outside what you gonna do? Stop climate change? A nap is much more appealing…

So you’re saying roombas are more efficient than my adhd brain…

I’m not mad at it.

Good luck if your cat shits under the bed

Fucking hell all the dispotian AI taking over ruling the world shit and no one predicted the much more boring version: a company unleashing a half-assed AI to make their stupid services more profitable and steal all your data and rights to make it happen.

Unpopular opinion: I prefer Scott. Doesn’t clog toilets easily, doesn’t leave a bunch of crud after wiping (I’ve heard it called clitter but that is gender and region specific. Conveys the idea though) Also is cheaper and lasts longer. I’m sorry so many buttholes feel the need for this stuff

Please sue California! It will be hilarious

When you’re trying to work past the anxiety but the physical symptoms persist on creating the feedback loop

Lately my anxiety has manifested as feeling like my whole body is vibrating. Like it’s my blood or something. It’s so much harder to ignore when it is physical.