I still remember my Masters degree in distributed computing. C++ in vi (not even vim), monochromatic display, 36 computers working together to give me a bunch of SIGSEGV.

That’s Russ!

2, sometimes 5, rarely 20. My wife 2, maybe 15.

I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

Wait, what?

For some time now, when my kid asks me “are you going to work today?”, I answer “I’m going to the office. Work, I do from Monday to Friday.”

Ah, so it’s the same name in Portuguese. Conduítes.

Pipes are installed before the mortar (I think that’s the name), sometimes carving bricks. Wires pass inside flexible tubes (literally translated to conductors). This has the advantage that, if the tube is wide enough, we can pass more wires.

When I was a kid I was really confused by Jerry. How could he make a home inside a wall like that? The walls are completely solid, with bricks and mortar. I had to move to Canada to understand that the walls are hollow and the house is made from wood, plaster, plastic and styrofoam.

Hey, lots of protein. Why buy whey protein in powder when you can produce your own?

Hummm that’s exactly the opposite of what you should do. Of course, if it’s a Tinder date, go ahead. But if you’re looking for a girlfriend, going a (first) date with a loaded gun is not a good idea. Blow a load right before, so you’re more romantic and will think straight.

As but if it’s AI, it shouldn’t have anyone operating it.

Politics aside, I imagine hiring a fat gamer or a wheel chair bound person to pilot drones is an interesting idea. War is becoming more mind than body.

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Thicc. I’ve eaten frogs. Delicious.

I was a child, so Sharp Hotbit (Zilog Z80 processor) and a PC-XT, both basically for games. PC-AT 386 when I started college.

Just a very old bottle opener that has never rusted or been damaged in any way. It’s probably 53 years old.

I have clothes that are more or less 20 years old. Kitchen utensils that are 25 years old. But I think my body is the oldest thing I have that still works, more or less.

I have a Brazilian bottle opener that was a marketing gift from a store. The phone number has 4 digits.

I have no problem with that. I entered my parent code and the message was sent.