Yeah that, but also, try getting dumped on Christmas. It used to be my favorite holiday.

Halloween’s cooler anyways, I guess, just more of a fan of Christmas aesthetics. Oh well.

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I would bet good money that both door handles are equally filthy, by nature of it being a school. Kids are walking talking germ incubators. We all are, but kids especially. And that’s before we even get to the kids who are intentionally malicious little bastards – I guarantee you, in some school districts, with some kids, signs like these would just be asking for an aspiring Poo-casso to smear their shit on the door handles.

between the legends of wonder bread guy and tile fucker, I have learned that the latter is far more common than the former.

Anything can be someone’s fetish. Anything.

For you, maybe, not for me.

Telefrag Elon Musk, then. His exact position. Assuming this turns him into a fine red mist and we don’t just have the real-world version of “clipping errors” whereby we are both annihilated or merged in some horrible way.

“Thanks, MAGA” needs to become a mantra for the next four years. Remind these shitheads whose fault it is for their misery at every turn, as they have made it abundantly clear that the attention span and long-term memory of the average American is woefully poor.

well that’s good as I’d like to spend the next four years as far from reality as possible.

Oh I know they have none. I just love that they’re saying it at all – being silent on the matter until said tariffs come to pass would have at least given them the “duhhhh we’re dumb too we didn’t know that either, oh well” excuse.

So nice of them to say this after the orange fuck was elected. Heaven forbid they tell their customers that when their customers could actually do something about it.

I raise you a pre-2010 meme supercut. That was originally delivered in a flash game, the most 2010 form of content.

my personal favorite:

although, the scenery one is pretty good, too