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Cake day: April 14th, 2025

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  • altphoto@lemmy.todaytoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldTIL about dating
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    20 hours ago

    Ooh, that’s such a good question—it’s got romance, mystery, and a bit of existential spice. But let’s get specific: do you mean the perfect calendar date, like April 25th (ironically, today), famously called “not too hot, not too cold” in Miss Congeniality? Or are you thinking more like a moment in history when everything aligned—love, weather, vibes, global peace, etc.?

    Because if it’s the first one… you might be living it right now.

    Want me to explore both angles?














  • Here’s an idea, legalize polygamy and same sex marriage. Now you can be a guy who lives with 9 other guys in a 5 bedroom house and be able to afford it!

    Requirements… Well its not gay if you can afford a house! Then you sell it, divide the profit, buy another better house and continue until you sold enough houses that each individual can buy a house. The men or women need to choose a house that needs repair so they can fix the house and sell it for a profit.

    Actually I guess this can work for men and women gay, or straight. So long as you can tolerate the others and all agree to the business plan, it can work…are you guys a business? Nope, we’re all married!