What are you doing step spirirt

Oh my sweet, summer child…

It certainly does list things

I’ve heard about this other list, but there’s like 10 things on it and that’s waaay more things to remember, which I’m pretty sure makes mine superior

I mean, I wasn’t trying to use it pejoratively or anything… And while I can’t say I have any first-hand male stripper knowledge, I’m pretty sure my advice is unisex. 😋

Sure, I guess I could’ve said something about not commidifying love/affection/etc so it sounded a bit more inclusive of the broad and varied spectrum of sex workers or something, but - as they say - brevity is the soul of wit, after all.

In all seriousness, tho: I meant no offense or anything, but I definitely wasn’t going to call them ‘exotic dancers’ because I just think that’s a fucking stupid term, tbh, and I’m super prepared to die on that hill, so come at me bro

I mean there are only a few real hard and fast rules you have to follow in life (imo):

1. Don’t talk about Fight Club
2. No pre-orders, No exceptions
3. Don’t fall in love with the stripper
4. Don’t believe the politician’s promises

Strippers and politicians are like two sides of a coin in that one pretends to love you but is just going to fuck you and the other is a stripper.

It’s really just not that hard guys.

So… Would it have made it better or worse if she was yelling for her dad instead? 🤣

He did it.

The crazy son of a bitch did it.

“Honestly, though, is it my fault that they did what I told them to do, or theirs for doing it?”

It would seem fitting for a wannabe Nazi to trot out an inversion of the old “just following orders” Nuremberg defense, don’t you think?

I wonder, does Elon not realize that mentally ill, cognitively deficient, dark haired South Africans (let alone ones with what can only be described as ‘likely deeply compensatory for something’ levels of wealth) wouldn’t have been doing much in the way of fraternizing with anyone Aryan outside of their camp stays?

Am Appalachian, can verify.

JD needs to go back to fucking couches instead of our country

I didn’t even know this dude was still around, let alone any sort of relevant

Don’t forget Biden’s son’s laptop

He means he wants another plague (in addition to MAGA) to be inflicted upon them

How many trips have you gotten to take on it recently?

Maybe one hovering outside its assigned are near, say, a major runway or something?

I can’t see why it would, they won

Oh, no, they’re definitely playing games… Weird, oppressive, shitty ones, but definitely games. I mean, jeez, they just kinda collectively jumped the shark as an entity AWHILE back, I think we can all agree on that… (Not that the Dems are much better, obviously, but at least in general they aren’t ‘fuck feeding kids at school for free, they can work nights,’ comic book villain evil)

“Well, you see, according to parliamentary procedure bearing weapons is HIGHLY frowned upon, as it turns out. Quite beastly, indeed.”

“What about the assault rifles they all came equipped with?”

“Oh, yes,” attempts to look around room through glasses with 12 foot thick lenses; fails, but pretends to know what’s going on anyway, “Well, we’ll certainly be doing something about THAT! You mark my words.”

“Fucking finally! Are we gonna charge them with sedition? Treason? Ooohhh, terrorism? There’s so many choices I-”

“My aides have already begun drafting a semi-official non-binding statement condemning the disgraceful rapscallions and urging them to seek greater bipartisan cooperation and unity.”

“Rapsc- ? Unity? Da fuq? CALL THE COPS, MAGOO, WHILE WE STILL HAVE-”

“I assure you, it’s quite strongly worded. Oh, he’ll definitely be feeling the sting of our retribution soon… ish. Tomorrow maybe.”

As Jon Stewart put it on an episode of The Daily Show following the election, “The Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are playing checkers”

Ah, I knew I’d find someone with real class in here somewhere

Crazy Fuckin’ Robot Body by Snowblood [2020] https://g.co/kgs/T1jQWzG

Maybe ‘gem’ is a bit of an overstatement (depending on your level of musical snobbery 😋) but I stumbled across this song/artist through Spotify at one point and ended up really digging it/them. They have another song I’d give honorable mention to as well, ‘Freaky Freaky’ I think is the name.

These certainly aren’t what I’d call ‘masterpieces’ or anything, but they’re fun songs I enjoyed and you might too if you can listen without thinking about it all too hard