I’m sorry, what? What do you mean I ‘got distracted’? My comment wasn’t long enough to ‘get distracted’ in, for one lol… All jokes aside, I’m gonna be honest, I’ve re-read it a couple of times now and I’m still not seeing what you could be talking about… I’d say it reads pretty singularly of focus, more than anything, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As an American citizen, I’ve honestly never understood exactly why the piece of shit wasn’t given the only punishment (that I know of, anyway) befitting a traitor a long way back… I mean, my personal feelings on the matter are that if you - in any capacity, really, though particularly that of someone in a leadership position- attempt to incite, encourage, or otherwise amplify an insurrectionist mob, then that makes YOU an INSURRECTIONIST. Full stop.

Which also makes you guilty of treason. (Full stop, again.)

So… Why, again, was this not dealt with as it should’ve been? Whaf a fucking joke

Nowadays it wouldn’t be as much of a problem as they could all just get senior leadership positions in the Trump administration

I want the answer to be something justice-y, but I’m pretty sure I’m gonna be let down

Look at this guy - acting like the rule of law still exists in America 😂🤣

What are you doing step spirirt

Oh my sweet, summer child…

It certainly does list things

I’ve heard about this other list, but there’s like 10 things on it and that’s waaay more things to remember, which I’m pretty sure makes mine superior

I mean, I wasn’t trying to use it pejoratively or anything… And while I can’t say I have any first-hand male stripper knowledge, I’m pretty sure my advice is unisex. 😋

Sure, I guess I could’ve said something about not commidifying love/affection/etc so it sounded a bit more inclusive of the broad and varied spectrum of sex workers or something, but - as they say - brevity is the soul of wit, after all.

In all seriousness, tho: I meant no offense or anything, but I definitely wasn’t going to call them ‘exotic dancers’ because I just think that’s a fucking stupid term, tbh, and I’m super prepared to die on that hill, so come at me bro

I mean there are only a few real hard and fast rules you have to follow in life (imo):

1. Don’t talk about Fight Club
2. No pre-orders, No exceptions
3. Don’t fall in love with the stripper
4. Don’t believe the politician’s promises

Strippers and politicians are like two sides of a coin in that one pretends to love you but is just going to fuck you and the other is a stripper.

It’s really just not that hard guys.

So… Would it have made it better or worse if she was yelling for her dad instead? 🤣

He did it.

The crazy son of a bitch did it.

“Honestly, though, is it my fault that they did what I told them to do, or theirs for doing it?”

It would seem fitting for a wannabe Nazi to trot out an inversion of the old “just following orders” Nuremberg defense, don’t you think?

I wonder, does Elon not realize that mentally ill, cognitively deficient, dark haired South Africans (let alone ones with what can only be described as ‘likely deeply compensatory for something’ levels of wealth) wouldn’t have been doing much in the way of fraternizing with anyone Aryan outside of their camp stays?

Am Appalachian, can verify.

JD needs to go back to fucking couches instead of our country

I didn’t even know this dude was still around, let alone any sort of relevant

Don’t forget Biden’s son’s laptop

He means he wants another plague (in addition to MAGA) to be inflicted upon them

How many trips have you gotten to take on it recently?

Maybe one hovering outside its assigned are near, say, a major runway or something?

I can’t see why it would, they won