Adam’s ribcage. What? It makes perfect sense!

Did you just “um actually” my “um actually”?

The days of personal web pages were indeed glorious.

That is, indeed, a very controversial wrong opinion.

Others take issue with the idea that technology might be allowed to trump legal process. In a 2015 California Law Review article arguing that forced decryption is necessary to balance individual rights and government power, Dan Terzian, presently an associate at Duane Morris LLP, argues that the EFF’s view is too expansive.

“Scores of companies now encrypt their data,” Terzian wrote. “In the EFF’s alternate universe, these companies are effectively immune from discovery and subpoenas.”

Only if you consider corporations persons. They’re not.

Excellent suggestion, btw.

…when the last king is hanged on the entrails of the last priest.

Isn’t that the story that ends in a brutal execution of the sisters? Because the author couldn’t think of nothing but the prostitutes that wouldn’t lay with him?

Or jackfruit. Or jaboticaba.

No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?

That demon was turned to a snake after the whole fruit debacle. Jod even gave a speech on how that would be a suitable punishment.

Still no answer as to where did humans other than Adam and Eve came from.

How do you think god counted them? Poke a finger in the belly.

They made great brews though.

I don’t want to access the Sun, what’s the TLDR?

Since we’re open sourcing your comment (🇨🇳 our comment, comrade), may I suggest you split the list? A lot of the services are things that can run on an SBC but OP already has extra computing power on a mini PC, so are likely better hosted there. A subset of them offer clear benefits being hosted in a small appliance.

Edit: to be clear, I’m thinking OP wouldn’t consider items 7-13 a strong enough case to spin a separate machine.

Add to the list running a Kodi home theater box.

What’s a social media scheduling tool?

SOLES