They keep trying this shit even though it never works. (Like there’s literally no pictures of this actually, totally existent place. But it’s a paradise. Trust me.)

If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take a gun and shoot me.

This is what you get when you ban Spanish

Unless, of course, I can turn into an anthro wolf. I guess it’s all-or-nothing with the fur…

Lenny’s Cat 2028

Corporate Dems always be searching for a new group to throw under the bus in the ever-slimmer hopes of maintaining the status quo.

Welcome to Nightvale is a lot of fun. But that’s not like a bunch of dudes chatting podcast, it’s more a radio show.